Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Blade Sucks

Just got finished watching the glorious nonsense that is Blade: Trinity. Unlike so-bad-they're-bad movies like Underworld, Van Helsing and that putrid Resident Evil sequel, Blade: Trinity is quite entertaining in its awfulness. The dialogue is stupid, the acting is all over the place, and Wesley Snipes spends the entire movie looking like he just smelled a fart. But the fight scenes! They sure are carefully orchestrated! (I was half expecting Blade to go fix himself a bowl of cereal in slo-mo.) Not to mention the embarrassing appearances by Parker Posey, Natasha Lyonne and Not Jason Lee. Worth a gander if you like the other Blade movies, hip soundtracks or slo-mo.

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