Friday, March 31, 2006

Rescue Raiders


I was having dinner with a couple of my gaming buds at GDC last week, and we got on the subject of fondly remembered Apple IIe games. (Such are the activities that gamers are wont to engage in when attending GDC.) Titles discussed were Karateka, Castle Wolfenstein, etc. I can't remember them all. We got on the subject of helicopter games (Choplifter) and I suddenly remembered this game that I used to play for hours -- but what the heck was it called? It's been bugging me all week.

Of course, through the magic of the web, I found it: Rescue Raiders.

This game caused me endless amounts of grief as a kid, but I loved the game anyway. See, I never really knew how to play it. And I certainly never beat it. I don't even know if I got past the first level. I knew I was supposed to control the helicopter, but since I had the -- for shame -- cracked version, I had no instructions (in-game tutorials were a decade away). It was frustrating, but also unbelievably engaging. Like a kid with endless patience and time, I basically pecked away at the keyboard until I figured out how to launch my weapons, create infantry, vehicles and so on. I actually never knew what the point of the game was, but I created scenarios in my head about it, which made it endlessly entertaining. Rescue Raiders was much more realistic-looking than Choplifter, and the combat seemed a lot more true to life. What a cool game!

Now having discovered information about the game on the Internet, I realize this was one of the first real-time strategy games, albeit from a 2D sidescrolling perspective. As it turns out, seems the idea was to march your troops and vehicles across the map while pulverizing your enemy's caravan in order to make it to the other side. Huh. Seems pretty obvious in retrospect. Perhaps some day I'll play the game again in my Apple emulatior (try AppleWin, folks), but I don't think it can ever capture the magic of plugging away at those chunky gray IIe keys.

Chill Out, Kid

Don't worry, the Nintendo 64 library will be avaiable on Revolution for something like $20/game. And you probably won't even need to wait until Christmas.

You the Man Now, Gandalf

Sure, YTMND is totally hit and miss, but this one made me laugh out loud. Heartily.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Lore Sjöberg Is Funny

I don't know who this guy is, but his columns for Wired are consistently hilarious. Plus, he has an umlaut in his name, which has to count for something.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

More Video

In other broadband video news, 1up launched their public beta of the much-anticipated gamevideos.com this week.

Someone's trying to put the "video" back in "video games"!

GameTap TV

Learn more about the new iteration of GameTap, including its expanded video offering, in today's press release.

Fancy!

Best Flash game I've played in a while: The Fancy Pants Adventure. Gideon gets credit for the link.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Mount & Blade


No, it's not the name of a tavern. Mount & Blade is a pretty cool game that you can download here. The free version has a level cap, but buy the full version and you can upgrade your customizable character as much as you like. As the name implies, the game is a medieval sword 'n' horseback action game, but it seems pretty deep for a title that you can download in about 2 minutes right from the web. The character customization is especially deep, and it seems there is a multiplayer aspect. I haven't played much at all (just got past the tutorial), but I'm interested to see where it goes. I'm told that people who pick it up can't resisit the full version.

Thanks to Matt for bringing this game to my attention!

Sunday, March 26, 2006

GDC 06


The Game Developers Conference in sunny San Jose was a real blast. Not only is the conference an excellent networking opportunity, but (unlike last year) I had a chance to attend many of the round table discussions and larger lectures with some true video game luminaries. Especially interesting was Richard Garriott, discussing the ups and downs of developing his latest MMO, Tabula Rasa.

The only downside to the GDC seems to be that it is simply impossible to see and do everything you might like, which is really a compliment. I met some awesome people (including a few hedgehogs) and did some pretty bad-ass karaoke at a place called 7 Bamboo in Japantown.

As for the "big news" that all gamers look for, well, there really wasn't much to go around. I have to say that Nintendo is doing some pretty impressive stuff these days: I played the new Super Mario on the DS Lite -- both the game and the upgraded handheld justify a purchase. They also announced a Zelda DS title and gave away copies of Brain Age after Iwata's keynote. Sure, I'm still pretty skeptical about the Revolution's "virtual console" -- and I really didn't appreciate a few of Iwata's comments -- but thanks for the cool game, Nintendo!

(And, yes, if you own a DS you should probably go get that one as well.)

The conference closed with a special performance of Video Games Live. Despite some pacing problems and a few questionable creative calls (Holocaust footage to the tune of Medal of Honor?!?), the show was totally cool. What a fun time!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Tetris Web

On a final note, the Tetris DS official site is worth a look!

Success

Well, I called Toys R Us before I left work, only to pleasantly discover that they had Tetris DS! Sadly, I didn't have enough time to get over there before dinner, so I just got home with a copy. Hurrah!

In addition, I returned Pokemon Trozei for Metroid Prime Hunters, a decision which actually prompted an agonizing inner debate. I finally determined that having two puzzle games (one of which is Tetris, for crying out loud!) was less preferable than having a puzzle game AND a super-duper action/adventure game. Also, the one review I've seen (at GamePro) was positive enough to make me opt for Samus. Sorry, Poliwhorl!

Failure

Toys R Us didn't have any copies of Tetris DS. They said to try calling later this afternoon. My consolation prize: I left instead with Tetris' gap-toothed younger sister, Pokemon Trozei. Listen, I need something new to play on the plane tomorrow when I head out to GDC.

In Conversation

This morning, going to work, in elevator:

Friend: Hey, a bunch of us are going to go to Best Buy at lunch to get Tetris DS. Wanna come?
Me: I would love to, but I'm going to Toys R Us to buy it. I have a gift certificate that I need to use.
Friend: We have Best Buy gift certificates!

Nerds!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Kart Attack


For the price of an actual car (about $23K), you can own a deluxe two-player Mario Kart arcade machine. I saw this in person for the first time at a Chuck E. Cheese yesterday afternoon. The machine is manufactured by Namco, and includes Pac-Man and at least one ghost as playable characters. Unfortunately, there were about 20 kids waiting to play the damn thing, so I couldn't try it out. I'm going to bust open my piggy bank when I get home tonight to see if I have enough to get one for myself. I don't have high hopes.

Frogger: Silver Ed.

The great game of Frogger celebrates its 25th anniversary this year, and it has the official site to prove it. George Costanza is psyched.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Encore

The Internet reports that Guitar Hero 2 is on its way, with 40 new tracks to satisfy every rocker. There's also talk of "genre-specific" Guitar Hero titles, like a country version or a metal version. This all sounds totally awesome, if you like to believe everything the Internet tells you. And, of course, I do.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Eat 'Em and Smile

More Massively Multiplayer Online Brains will be available for eating! A game called Exanimus promises to "allow players to experience a MMO based in a horror genre by creating a dark and visually 'intense' environment." Nice, but why is "intense" in quotes, and what the hell does the title mean? Stay tuned, and polish your brain-beating stick.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

An Open Letter to Jack Thompson

Columnist Matthew Sakey makes a compelling argument to be thankful for anti-game activist Jack Thompson's existence. Worth a read, and will be interesting to see if the man himself responds.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Simpsons Alive!

Check out the Simpsons opening, now in flesh-filled live action! On a side note, the YouTube site is pretty amazing; I think this whole Internet thing is going places.

Stand By for Adventure!

Adventure Gamers (a site I had not heard of previously, but quite nice) has posted a very evenhanded review of GameTap's current crop of adventure titles.

Friday, March 03, 2006

More Than a Handful

Looking for the perfect sports bra? Or just a quick titty fix? Well, they are both only one click away! Boobalicious!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Ultraviolence

Just when you thought Matrix ripoffs were through, here comes Ultraviolet. Man, it looks AWESOME.

Katamari Damashite

Gamedaily posted a Flash version of Katamari Damacy that you can play in your browser. And it sucks ass! What a shame...stick with your PS2.