Friday, May 25, 2007

New MMOG Nation

GSW's excellent "MMOG Nation" column has moved to a new home on the 1up network. Now entitled Massive Update, it contains a lot of choice news and interesting tidbits about the MMO multiverse. Such as: Mattel's new Barbie MMO!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Starcraft II Trailer

Now that's a trailer!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

An Endorsement of Licensed Games

Last week, I picked up a copy of the PS2 version of Peter Jackson's King Kong for the PS2, which is the "official game of the movie". I had recently watched the film again, which despite its faults, has some of the best action sequences ever put on celluloid. (Specifically, the battle in the insect pit is just about one of the coolest/scariest/awesomest things ever.) So when I saw the game for ten bucks at Best Buy, I decided to check it out. The game has a stellar pedigree, with both Peter Jackson and Michel Ancel (Rayman, Beyond Good and Evil, etc.) directly involved in the design. Sounds great, but don't most "offical" movie tie-in games suck balls? Not always, rabbit. Try King Kong for yourself, I'm sure Best Buy still has copies. All I can say is: wow. Again, the low expectations thing wins again: the game totally blew me away. It's sort of a mish-mash of action, survival horror, FPS and beat-em-up. The atmospherics are amazing, the level design is clever, and just about every sequence has something that makes you lean forward in your chair. (The monsters are especially cool!) The game is basically a bunch of action setpieces strung together...in many ways, just like the movie. Though the story is a departure from the film narrative, it doesn't matter or take away from enjoyment of the game. In fact, it gives you a newfound appreciation of how carefully thought out Peter Jackson's film environments are, and how this attention to detail translates directly to the game world.

I thought to myself, how is this possible? This game came and went as quickly as the movie. And what did the critics have to say? (Turns out, they really loved it, much to my surprise.) When it comes to licensed games, the critics can't win...if they give a movie game a good score, I simply assume they are doing the mouthpiece work of the movie studio. If they give the game a bad score, well, they quickly reinforce what we already know: licensed games suck!

But do they? As King Kong proves, not always. In fact, I would wager that a good licensed game can stand head-and-shoulders above any original IP out there. The problem is that games featuring licensed characters are usually a quick cash-in for the game publisher, providing a low-risk opporunity to get a decent return on their investment. (Kids' titles are particulary guilty of this crime, probably because kids have even lower expectations than grown-ups.) If the profit is virtually guaranteed, what is the company's motivation to spend money on the front-end to make a good game? Unfortunately, not much...

But then again, look at King Kong. The game is excellent. I have no idea if this translated into sales, but I have to assume it did. Isn't cash the best motivator around? Make a good game, and the audience will come. Is it really that simple? The stigma associated with licensed games is unfortunate, as many people (myself included) will turn up their nose at an "officially licensed" product and move on to something else. But as franchise lovers, aren't we all dying to play a great Batman game, or Battlestar Galactica game, or Transformers game? Wouldn't we buy them by the truckloads if they were actually any good? I would say, without a doubt, YES. Audiences are already invested in the characters and settings of licensed properties, and for good reason: they are usually much more interesting than original IP. However, when the licensed games fail to live up audience expectations (as they so often do), players get used to the disappointment and quickly move on. Let me give a personal example: having really enjoyed the X-Men action RPGs from Activision, I finally checked out Marvel Ultimate Alliance recently. Though the opening cinematics are spectacular, the game under the hood is simply awful. Not only is the battle system repetitive, but the characters are remarkably interchangeable. And the story? Wait a minute...I'm fighting Winter Soldier and Radioactive Man on a SHIELD Heli-Carrier? You make no sense. Goodbye.

(Granted, I think Activision bit off a little more than they could chew with that game. All those characters!)

What I keep returning to is: quality control. To make licensed games better, bring the production in-house. As the mighty "old media" entertainment companies become bigger and bigger, with more pronounced interest in digital media (read: games), I think we will see this happening more in the future. LucasArts is a great example: though I know many of their Star Wars titles are licensed out to third-party development houses, they keep a clampdown on the quality of the games. By and large, this works. Generally speaking, the majority of Star Wars games are pretty good, with the occasional clunker here and there -- but some are real winners. (No one can hit it out of the park all the time, and sometimes a base hit on the PSP is all you really need.) Audiences love a good game based on their favorite comic/movie/TV show, so why can't the publishers see that delivering on this promise equals a win-win situation for all?

On a personal note, our Cartoon Network game is being produced internally (but being developed in Korea). We can give it the kind of attention that no third-party ever could, and I think players will see this when the game releases. And hopefully, we will all reap the rewards!

(Damn, that was a ramble.)

Friday, May 18, 2007

Black Temple

Here's a new WoW something-or-other with orcs and stuff. I guess a few people will be interested!


Thanks to Katie for the head's up.

Sony to Buy Club Penguin?

Many online sources are reporting that Sony is looking to purchase Club Penguin for as much as $500M. Yes, that's 500 MILLION DOLLARS.

Gasp!

Friday, May 11, 2007

Lara Croft Meets GameTap

GameTap is doing some pretty cool stuff for the upcoming Tomb Raider Anniversary release, including offering Tomb Raider Legend as part of their service. Check out this trailer for an upcoming documentary:

Exclusive GameTap Tomb Raider Documentary Trailer

And here's further proof that sex sells: "The first time in history when all the Laras have been gathered together." Hallelujah.

Exclusive - GameTap Tomb Raider Models Trailer

There are also some animated shorts in the works, and other cool stuff, so stay tuned. Thanks to Gideon for the links.

Friday, May 04, 2007

NYT <3 LOTRO

Seth Schiesel of the New York Times loves Lord of the Rings Online. Seriously? Turbine should be creaming their jeans over this review...it's about as gushing as it gets.

I just installed my copy this evening after work and intend to take a spin through Middle-earth some time this weekend. Wish me luck!

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Gamefly Totally Sucks

Let's just get this straight right now: Gamefly, the "Netflix for games" rental service, is terrible. I've been a subscriber for a number of years, and amazingly, Gamefly has actually gotten WORSE over time. Yes, they have always had slow turnaround on shipping. But when I first joined, you could pretty much always get the games you wanted, even if you had to wait a while. These days, I wait 2-3 weeks for a game to be registered as a return, and about as long for a game to arrive. Plus, their sale selection, which used to be pretty good, is now remarkably limited. (Madden '06 for $7, people!) And the new releases, which used to be fairly easy to get, are now impossible to obtain. God of War II? Forget it. Super Paper Mario? Keep dreaming.

Here are some stats: Diddy Kong Racing DS returned and reported missing after 2 weeks. (They miraculously found it.) Disney's Meet the Robinsons shipped 4/14, still not yet arrived. (And this game was my fourth choice.) Flatout 2 purchased for $12 a few weeks ago, still hasn't arrived. Oh, and last I checked, there was a "short wait" for just about every game in my rental queue. Wow, that's really worth the $28/month. Looking forward to getting the Pokemon DS games some time in July...

(If you don't know me and think my taste in games is questionable, keep in mind that I'm checking out kids' titles on purpose.)

Put it this way, I don't even pay for Gamefly out of my own pocket (it's a work expense), and I still want to cancel. The enthusiasm couldn't be lower, people.

New Beastie Boys

Good news/bad news: New Beastie Boys album coming soon! It's called THE MIX-UP. It's all-instrumental. So forgive me if I remain skeptical...


Tracks:

1. B For My Name
2. 14th St. Break
3. Suco De Tangerina
4. The Gala Event
5. Electric Worm
6. Freaky Hijiki
7. Off The Grid
8. The Rat Cage
9. The Melee
10. Dramastically Different
11. The Cousin Of Death
12. The Kangaroo Rat

Word to your mommy.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Roll Out

Hey, so Activision just launched the Transformers game website. It certainly looks badass. Just like the movie, of course, which promises to bite your nuts (and bolts) off!

Activision does really good "epic" stuff with these licenses...I just started playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance on the Wii and the production value is certainly there. Whether the game has much substance is up for debate...I assume the same will be true for Mr. Prime and friends.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

We Are 8-Bit

Joystiq has very kindly posted images from the gallery opening of this year's "I Am 8-Bit" installation. Some great stuff in there. Love Karnov!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Guild Wars Expansion and Sequel

NCSoft announces a new Guild Wars expansion for later this year, and a full-on sequel soon after. Wowzers, I had no idea a free MMO could do so well and get so much content in the pipeline. Then again, Guild Wars is really the only MMO I ever truly enjoyed. And I guess they are selling copies! Nice work.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Player Haters

So I just saw a post on GameSetWatch about the Acclaim MMO import, Dance Online. As I previously posted, these Acclaim MMO titles have clearly gone the "cheapie" route when it comes to localization and, more specifically, culturalization. See below:

Black is an EXTRA feature. It makes your person look unique, so that is an EXTRA feature. Therefore, you having to PAY for it. (Or ask a friend to pay for it).

Typos aside, this goes a long way toward proving my point: culturalization is the sleeping dragon when it comes to importing games from Asia. Culturalizing, in terms of a definition, is the process of making content changes above-and-beyond the basic relanguaging of a game for other territories. For example, some Asian countries are -- shall we say -- a little more "liberal" with reagrd to low camera angles and teenage undergarments. Therefore, a little sensitivity (and work) is required when bringing an Asian game to a more "prudish" land such as the United States.

Sure, it seems so easy! Grab some games from Korea! They make so much money! They are so awesome! Until you realize..uh-oh! There are not a lot of black people living in Korea, and therefore, black skin is considered an "extra feature" in their games. Whoops!

In all fairness, the story goes on to say that Acclaim is offering the "African-American upgrade" for next-to-nothing in the item shop. C'mon, guys. If you're gonna import these titles without understanding their content, and then try to prop them up with limited changes in order to make a quick buck, you're gonna have to deal with the raminfications of your laziness. Boo on Acclaim!

Monday, April 16, 2007

ATHF on XBL

To celebrate the launch of their movie, the Aqua Teens will be on Xbox Live playing Uno with fans. Uh...okay!

Who: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Date: Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Time: 7-8:30 P.M. ET/ 4-5:30 P.M. PT
Game: UNO
Gamertag: ATHFGWF

Be warned: the milkshake cheats.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

My Mii

Speaking of Miis, here's a handy web device that repurposes the Mii character creator!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Many Miis

Miis of all different shapes and sizes (Howard Diin, anyone?) can be found here. Thanks to R2 for link!

God of Bore?

I might as well jump on the bandwagon and post a link to actionbutton.net's no-star God of War II review. Take it for what you will...attention-grabbing negativity or a fanboy call-to-arms. At least it is intelligently written and has no spelling errors. Make sure to read the comments.

(I haven't played the game, yet, so I choose to remain neutral.)

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Zombies On The Brain

I can't stop thinking about zombies...I'm reading World War Z, I've just subscribed to Image's Walking Dead, zombies haunt my dreams...and I cant get 28 Days Later out of my head.


Well, 28 Weeks Later is coming out soon, and there's a Resident Evil sequel on the way as well. (Let's hope it is better than the above.) And I just heard about a new version of "The Plague" starring James Van Der Beek! Whee! Brains!

2 Moons

Open the bloodgates...Acclaim's Korean import 2Moons promises to be spilling lots of the red stuff.


I tried Bots and I thought it was a big snoozefest. Maybe 2Moons or their martial arts MMO 9Dragons will fare better. As soon as I have some free time (yeah, right) I'll try them both.

I think Acclaim has done quickie localization and virtually no culturalization, so it will be interesting to see if these products can compete in the fast-paced, dog-eat-dog world of MMOGs. Check out the Gods & Heroes trailer Kotaku posted here if you don't believe me.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Don't Meet the Robinsons

Despite Toonzone's positive review of Disney's Meet the Robinsons, I found the movie to be pretty hard to stomach. Yes, the animation was nice and YES, the production design and general visual direction were both quite amazing. However, the whole is not equal to the sum of its parts. Wait, you mean SEVEN writers couldn't get this thing off the ground? Nope...I guess they needed to hire a few more -- seriously, if Disney aimed to suck out all that which was cool and beautiful and quirky about William Joyce's book and replace it with a whole lot of noise, well, they did a bang-up job. (Not sure if Mr. Joyce was involved in the film, but I'd be pretty PO'd if I were him.) The unusual characters and retro designs are sidelined by a mundane plot and a stupid "twisteroo" ending, not to mention the ADD-theater aspect to the proceedings once the movie (finally) arrives at the Robinson abode. Poop!

So much good here, but so much wasted...just further proof of my theory that a film's quality is indirectly proportional to the number of its writers.